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..Puppet Skits
Day 1

Simon RePeter comes out and begins to teach the kids some Hawaiian words.

Clunky comes up and asks Simon what he is doing.  Simon tells Clunky that he is teaching the kids some Hawaiian words.  Clunky asks if Simon could teach him some words too.  Simon tells him he can teach him some more words after the service.  Clunky persists and begins to bug Simon, so Simon begins to play a trick on Clunky.  Simon tells Clunky to repeat after him.

Simon :  OK, repeat after me.
Clunky:  OK, repeat after me.  (Simon shakes his head.)
Simon :  OWA
Clunky:  OWA
Simon :  TADO
Clunky:  TADO
Simon :  PIAM
Clunky:  PIAM
Simon then tells Clunky to say it by himself.  Clunky asks Simon to go over it with him again.
Simon :  OWA
Clunky:  OWA
Simon :  TADO
Clunky:  TADO
Simon :  PIAM
Clunky:  PIAM
Simon again tells Clunky to say it by himself.
Clunky (slowly):  OWA …… TADO …… PIAM?
Simon :  Good, now say it faster.
Clunky (a little faster)  OWA … TADO … PIAM.
Simon : Faster.
Clunky:  OWA .. TADO .. PIAM.
Simon :  Faster.
Clunky:  OWA  TADO  PIAM.  OWA TADO PIAM.  Owa tado piam.  Oh what a dope I am.  Oh what a dope I am.  OH WHAT A DOPE I AM !!!   Hey wait a minute, is that really a Hawaiian word?  Simon tells him, "No, but I bet you really feel like a dope."  Simon turns and runs and Clunky runs after him.