The rules we use in Children’s
Church are: |
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Don’t talk while the teacher
is talking. |
2. |
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Keep your hands and feet to
yourself. |
3. |
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Participate. |
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Albert the BRAIN comes out
and does the rules his way. He complains about the improper use of
English, and boasts that his are the correct and most understandably simple
rules. Albert is too smart for his own good. His rules are
as follows:
1. |
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Please do not converse during
instructional periods. “What could be more simple to understand than
that?” says Albert. |
2. |
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Please refrain from improper
use of appendages. "How much more plain can I be?" |
3. |
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Please enthusiastically partake
in activities. |
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