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..Puppet Skits
Day 2

Clunky comes up and tells the kids that he was tricked yesterday by Simon RePeter, and that today he is going to trick one of the teachers.  Clunky begins to laugh to himself and then calls up one of the teachers.  Clunky asks the teacher if she was watching when Simon RePeter was teaching the kids Hawaiian words yesterday.  The teacher tells Clunky, "No, I was busy getting things ready and I missed that."  Clunky tells the teacher, "That is too bad.  But if you would like, I can teach you a Hawaiian word."  The teacher agrees, so Clunky begins to play his trick.  Clunky tells the teacher to repeat after him.

Clunky  : OWA
Teacher: OWA
Clunky  : TADO
Teacher: TADO
Clunky  : PIAM
Teacher: PIAM
Clunky then tells the teacher to say it by herself.  The teacher asks Clunky to go over it with her again.
Clunky  : OWA
Teacher: OWA
Clunky  : TADO
Teacher: TADO
Clunky  : PIAM
Teacher: PIAM
Clunky again tells the teacher to say it by herself.  But the teacher tells Clunky that she needs him to go over it with her one more time, "But this time, say all the words together for me."
Clunky (slowly):  OWA …… TADO …… PIAM?
Teacher:  Say it one more time, just a little faster.
Clunky (a little faster)  OWA … TADO … PIAM.
Teacher: Faster.
Clunky  :  OWA .. TADO .. PIAM.
Teacher:  Faster.
Clunky:  OWA  TADO  PIAM.  OWA TADO PIAM.  Owa tado piam.  Oh what a dope I am.  Oh what a dope I am.  OH WHAT A DOPE I AM !!!   Hey wait a minute, you're the one that is supposed to say, I’m a dope!  The teacher tells him, "Clunky, I would never call you a dope."  Clunky asks the teacher if she thinks Pastor knows that trick?  The teacher says no, and Clunky leaves to go try to trick the Pastor.
(For fun, later in the service have the Pastor come out from behind the stage telling Clunky, "I don’t think your a dope Clunky.")