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DAY 2
[Narrator introduces the skit.  Play "Dragnet" CD.]
 
NARRATOR:  "This is the city, Honolulu.  An exciting and adventurous town.  A town where people like to come and take their family vacations.  Normally, it is a haven of security and fun, but occasionally there is the crime that threatens the safety and enjoyment of vacationers.  That's where I come in, my  name  is Sergeant PO ALIMA,  which still happens to mean 'Friday' in Hawaiian.  I'm a cop, I carry a badge." 

"As you recall from out last meeting, our story began on the night of July 13th, (the first day of your Kids Crusade), the second to the last day of our heroes' vacation, Don and Hardley Worthit.  While exploring, these two heroes found a treasure map that began their adventure in search of a hidden treasure.  However, when the dangerous and infamous Capt. Crook and his weaselly little side kick Ed overheard that our two heroes had found the map, they began to chase them around the island.  Our loyal Hawaii 5-0 police agents, Dano and Chin, are also hot on their pursuit."

"Our story begins today as our heroes continue in their hunt for the Hidden Treasure.  So let's follow Dano and Chin in their pursuit of Crook and Ed, as they continue to chase Don and Hardley, while they follow the map to the hidden treasure.  Again the names have not been changed, because only one is really innocent."

Scene 4
A.
Hardley and Don come out.  The Hawaiian girl enters the stage.  Once again, Hardley tries to talk to her in Hawaiian.  He tells her, "KAU KUPUNA WAHINE, HE HULU HULU, INO INO, HE IA NUL"  but gets his face slapped again.  The Hawaiian girl leaves and again Hardley asks Don what he said.  Don tells him, "You told her that her grandmother was a hairy ugly dolphin."  He shrugs his shoulders then pulls out the last note from the night before.  They read the note, (read it out loud for new kids) and walk over to the beach front.  Hardley reaches behind the "beach front" and pulls his hand up with a plastic lobster attached.  Frantically Hardley runs around screaming when Don finally pulls the lobster off and throws it back.  Hardley goes back to the beach front in search of the treasure.  But to his disappointment, he only finds another note.  In reaching for the note, Hardley begins to fall into the beach front.  (While Hardley is falling behind the stage, he "secretly" takes a drink of water from a glass placed back there earlier.  A straw in the glass makes it easier to drink while upside down.)  Don doesn't notice, momentarily, but when he does, he rushes over and pulls Hardley out.  When he realizes that Hardley isn’t breathing, he tries to resuscitate him, by doing the, "out goes the bad air, in comes the good."  Hardley spits out the water he secretly drank while almost drowning.  After Hardley revives, Don goes over to get the next note.  Just then, Crook and Ed come out.  (Ed has his patch on his left eye).

Hardley asks Ed, "Wasn’t your patch on your other eye yesterday?"  Again, Ed just looks at the kids in the congregation and shrugs his shoulders.  Don and Hardley then try to trick Crook, but to no avail, Don tells him that the treasure is on the beach.  Hardley looks at him and in confusion says, "But Don ..."  Don interrupts Hardley, "It is no use trying to fight him."  Then looking at Crook, he tells him again, "The treasure is on the beach."  Again, Hardley says, "But Don …" and Don, with a wink, says to him, "The treasure is on the beach."  Finally, Hardley understands and says, "Oh yeah, on the beach."  Crook goes over and reaches behind the beach front and pulls his hand up with the plastic lobster attached.  The lights go out, the strobe and music come on and the chase begins.  Crook throws off the lobster and begins to chase Don.  Ed chases Hardley around, then Hardley gets the small bat and chases Ed around.  Ed finds the bigger bat and chases Hardley around and out.
 

B.
The Hawaii 5-0 agents sneak out wearing their normal uniforms and call up Magarret.  (Normal uniforms consist of jacket and sunglasses).

Dano:  "Dano to Magarret, do you copy Magarret?  Over."
Magarret: "This is Magarret. Over."
Dano: "We have followed Crook to the beach front.  Do you want us to arrest him now? Over."
Magarret: "Negative, I repeat, negative! Do not arrest him until he gets the treasure. Over."
Dano: "Roger Magarret. Over."
Magarret: "How many times do I have to tell you, my name isn't Roger, its Steve, Steve Magarret. Out."

The two agents start  to sneak off stage, but run into each other confused as to which way Crook and Ed went.  In the end, they exit the same direction as Crook and Ed.
 
Scene 5
A.
Don and Hardley come running out dressed in Pirate outfits, looking for Crook.  Again, Hardley finds a glass of water and commences drink it, commenting on how thirsty he is with all this running around, and how good the water tastes.  Don asks if he can have some, but Hardley won't give him any, so Don demands that he let him have some, "I am serious Hardley, let me have it."  Hardley says, "What did you say?"  Don repeats, "Come on Hardley, let me have it."  So, Hardley lets him have it and throws the water at Don.  Don grabs a nearby bucket and again begins to chase Hardley off the stage and around the sanctuary.  They get up to the stage and Hardley says, "Wait a minute, yesterday you chased me and all you had was confetti, so go ahead, let me have it."  Don says, "What did you say?"  Hardley repeats, "Let me have it."  So Don throws it at him, but this time it really is water.  (Have Hardley open his mouth so some of the water goes in.  Then have him look at the kids, and spit it out).  Hardley then grabs a bucket of candy to throw at Don who is standing in front of the kids.  Don ducks, and Hardley throws the candy into the audience (Stop here and give a piece of candy to all the kids who didn’t get one).  They then read the last note that they found, (As the voice begins to read over the sound system, the two look around and then back at the note). "There may not be a treasure, I just may be a nut.  Or possibly the treasure is on top of a hut."  They begin in search for the hut.  After finding the hut, Don attempts to get on Hardley's back, but instead they both fall down.  Hardley then gets on Don's back and again Hardley covers his eyes so that he can't see.  They run into things on the stage, (for fun, knock over some palm trees and other props on purpose; the kids won't know its on purpose, and will get a kick out of it).  They finally get the third note from off the hut, and Don drops Hardley.  Crook and Ed then come out (this time Ed doesn't have any patch at all), and Hardley jumps into Don's arms.  Don again drops him to the ground.  Hardley comments on how soar his bottom is becoming.  Crook asks them if they have seen two goofy looking tourists with a treasure map.  Hardley begins to say defensively, "Hey, what do you mean by goofy looking?" but Don hits him, and the two of them begin talking like pirates saying, "Shiver me timbers, and swap the poop deck..."  Hardley has a patch on his eye, but pulls it up and asks Ed, "What exactly is a poop deck?"  Don hits him and then says, "Tighten down the main mast." and Crook asks, "What's a main mast?"  Don then says, "Ar, I wouldn't know a main mast if it hit my partner on the head."  Hardley then gets hit by the main mast for the last time.  Hardley tells everyone to hang on for a second, then goes over and tears down the main mast, and throws it off stage.  He then turns and claps his hands together, shaking off the dust, when the mast comes flying back in and almost hits him again.  Hardley then runs and jumps into Don's arms, who then drops him.  Crook realizes that it has to be them, and once again he holds them up.  Hardley asks Crook, "Ar, you wouldn’t hit a fellow Pirate would you? Arrr."  Crook hits him, and Hardley says, "That's what I thought."  The lights go out, the strobe light and music come on. The music is ballroom dance, so Don, Hardley, Crook and Ed start dancing with each other.  The music changes, and they begin the chase again and then finally out.  (If you have the enough space behind the beach front, have Crook chase Don back behind there and they can act like they are swimming).  Ed gets the big bat and chases Hardley.  Hardley gets a small squirt gun and chases Ed.  Ed gets a bigger squirt gun and chases Hardley around and finally out.)
 

B.
The Hawaii 5-0 agents sneak out wearing a fake nose and glasses, and call up Magarret.

Chin: "Chin to Magarret, do you copy Magarret?  Over."
Magarret: "This is Magarret.  This had better be good.  Over."
Chin: "We have followed Crook to the hut.  Do you want us to arrest him now?  Over."
Magarret: "Negative, I repeat, negative.  Now repeat after me, "Do not arrest him until he gets the treasure. Over."
Chin and Dano:  "Do not arrest him until he gets the treasure.  Over."
Magarret: "Now don’t disturb me anymore, I am trying to eat lunch."
Chin: "Roger Magarret.  Over."
Magarret:  "My name isn't Roger Magarret, its.. ah never mind.  Just don’t call me any more until they have the treasure.  OK guys?  Out."

The two agents sneak off stage.
 
Scene 6
A.
Don and Hardley come out discouraged after all their efforts, and no treasure to show for it.  They sit down on the treasure chest, which is covered with a beach towel, sitting in the middle of the stage.  Don asks Hardley what he did with the last note.  Hardley pulls it out and as he begins to read it, they hear the voice read over the sound system; the two look around and then back at the note, "I have lead you around in circles, that's just how it goes.  Actually the treasure has been right under you nose."  They look where they are sitting to discover the treasure chest.  Before they have a chance to open it, Crook and Ed come out.  Don and Hardley do everything to try to trick Crook, but nothing works.  They finally decide that they are going to have to FIGHT FOR IT.  The lights go out, the strobe light and music come on and Crook and Ed begin to fight with Don and Hardley.  They fight for a while, when Don yells, "Stop."  The lights come on, and Don tells them, "There will probably be enough treasure for all of us."  Crook agrees, so they huddle together to figure out how to divide it.  Just then, our Hawaii 5-0 agents sneak onto the stage dressed as tourists wearing shorts with white socks and black shoes, sun glasses and blow up life savers.  They begin to argue as to whether they should call and bother Magarret during his lunch.  They finally decide to do so.

Chin: "Chin to Magarret, do you copy Magarret?  Over."
Magarret: "This is Magarret.  This had better be important, cause I am in the middle of dessert.  Over."
Chin: "What are you eating for dessert?"
Magarret: "Those little fudge cookies my wife makes with the ... oh, never mind what I am eating."
Chin: "Sorry about that boss.  We have followed Crook and he has found the treasure, what do you want us to do?  Over.
Magarret:  "What do I want you to do?  Arrest him, I repeat, arrest him. Over"
Chin: "Did you say those little fudge cookies...."
Magarret: "Book em Dano."
Chin: "Roger Magarret. Over and out."
Magarret: "For the last time, my name isn't Steve Magarret, but Roger Magarret.  Wait, I said that wrong.  Just arrest him!!!  Out."

The Hawaii 5-0 agents come out to arrest all four of them.  "Freeze!  This is Hawaii 5-0, you are all under arrest."  In response, they all put their hands up.  The agents then have them open up the treasure chest.  There is a note inside which Hardley grabs and says he is going to read.  Don grabs the note from him, and says he will read it.  Crook grabs it from Don; Ed grabs it from Crook; Chin grabs it from Ed; Dano grabs it from Chin.  Hardley runs over and grabs it from Dano, who grabs it back from Hardley.  It then goes back down the line the other way, until it's back into Hardley's hands.  Hardley looks at the note, and we hear the voice read the note over they sound system, as everyone on stage looks around and then shrugs their shoulders.  "This is the last poem, so if you will listen to me, you'll find the greatest treasure in John chapter 3."  Hardley looks down and picks up what he calls a, "Holly Bibl".  Don grabs it from him and tells him it is the Holy Bible.  Don opens the Bible and reads John 3:16.  Everyone looks confused, and then Crook says, "Well, when I was in Sunday School ..."  Everyone looks at Crook and together says, "You went to Sunday School?"  Ed repeats the group, "You went to Sunday School?"  Crook says, "Yes" and then explains to everyone that he learned in Sunday School, that if you believe in your heart that Jesus died on the cross and rose again, and confess with your mouth that he is your Lord and Savior, you will be saved and then you will get to live forever in heaven.  Everyone agrees, to live forever in heaven with God would be the greatest treasure of all.  Crook then leads them in a sinner's prayer, "Dear God..."  (Everyone repeats after Crook.)  When they are done praying, one by one, they all comment on how this is the best treasure in the world.  Chin hugs Crook, Ed hugs Dano, and Hardley tells Don, "Let me give ya a big kiss brother." as Don ducks his hug.  They all leave happy and hugging each other.

PAU
(the end)